LINGONARY
 
When Shakespeare ran out of words, he scratched his beard and then simply made up some new ones. In fact, he invented over 1600 new words, such as ‘bump’ and ‘marketable’.

If it’s good enough for William, it’s good enough for you! Here’s your chance to add a little more weight to your favourite dictionary.

Just submit your word and then check below for some inspiring creations :-

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 Lingonary : Creative Dictionary
Word Definition Creator
aaaaaaword using a lot of \"a\'s\" in front of a word so that my enrty is first jackash
aaadvertitling The practice of beginning a business name with "AAA" to get it listed first in the Yellow Pages Piggy
addawordolism compulsive need to add new words to vocabulary Rachel R
arlion tired but still trucking Cindy V
awesomality being awesome bri
bariatric
Blogpreneur A person who has made a living out of setting up viable blog sites Obafisoye Immanuel Adetunji
Blort The collective ingredients of most junk food, i.e. a blort burger Stuart Mina
bothline both online and offline, for instance Barnes and Noble bookstores plus www.bn.com Duncan Enright
brandchampion brand supporter and flag bearer Mike
cabby sleep or nap rosie
cleaning domestic chores
Clint The 'knee pit' or back of the knee, we have thought long and hard and can't seem to find it's real NAME... so we made one up!
difficultarian A difficult or pessimistic person who serves the greater good by always finding problems and being difficult Carl Tomlin
employepede An employee who has lots of legs Harpy
flash Making a milisecond mobile phone call and cutting it even before the reciever has a chance to answer, expecting the reciever to call back kofo Obafisoye
foob a fool and a boob. Wash Phillips
forgivance forgivness nsk
franglish mixing french and english to form a language only jackash understands jackash
gedon friend, fellow kup
Gigga extremely e.g giggacool - extremely cool Obafisoye Immanuel Adetunji
Horrended The effect that something horrendous has on you. It was horrendous: I was horrended. Adam
horriblize To make something sound worse than it is/was for sympathy. Enbe
joey
Junknivore A person addicted to junk {fast} food Obafisoye Immanuel Adetunji
Limitant A hindrance to reaching a desired goal Obafisoye Immanuel Adetunji
loof A person who may be viewed as antisocial due to their \"backward\" social communication skills and/or other obtrusive social behaviours. Walter B
malacock A formally cocky person who has fallen on hard time - "Arsen Wenger was feeling malacock after Chelsea's win" or "the PM was quite malacock after seeing the latest opinion polls" Huw Sayer
maloozing the art of being lazy, hanging around and doing nothing much Cazza B
Mondayitis Hatred of Mondays Kaz
Peck Somebody who accepts their place in the 'Pecking Order' rather than living the life they really want. GVC
phoneycall A telephone call from a dodgy salesperson trying to sell you something you don't need or want. Typically phoneycalls are received during the "big match", supper time, just as you about to leave the house, or any other time when taking the call is inconvenient. Phoneycallers are linguistically challenged as they do not have the word "No" and "Not interested" in their vocabulary. Arthur Weiss
phyz A person who is only focused on the improvement of their physicality, while ignoring the improvement of their mentality (the lack of intellectual improvement or growth). Walter B
potesocardiac adj. being in the state of love. (power of heart) potesocardiac feeling toward something. n. an artwork that displays the importance of the heart. love i\'m in potesocardiac. vikuan
praisy as or relating to giving copious praise Obafisoye Immanuel Adetunji
Problemette Not quite a problem but something that needs sorting out. Seems less onerous than a real problem! Annie
Quimsical Arbitrary query or curiosity arising by whim or impulse ra_ra_rach_BENJI
quimsical to be goofy or joke megan wheeler
Republicrat Someone who does not vote a straight ticket - makes a decision based on the candidate, not the party line. Enbe
Scarecut A new haircut gone wrong Sara MacGregor
scrouch to scrouch down over a penis jodie
sellamybook the art of selling a book in one word Justin Sondoberry
sharecrapper person who feels compelled to discuss the details of his/her digestive processes Piggy
skeen hello how are you jert
Slangonary A compilation of defined slangs Obafisoye Immanuel Adetunji
Spingling To discover something new and interesting online, whilst browsing the internet Anneka
squooze Last night I squooze a massive zit. or when I squooze an orange juice. Bucko and Pee
squooze
squooze
squooze squeezed
SQUOOZE
squooze it is pastence for squeeze. 147258369
squooze to squeeze jenna devenish
squoze squeese
stupendulous someone amazingly big, or making a point very heavily stefanlubo
Sweetful Loaded with goodness Obafisoye Immanuel Adetunji
telephonic A telephone conversation that took place Angela Last
Telfer Pronounciation (Tell-Fur) Transitive Verb. Telfered, Telfering, Telfers To break, destroy or render an object useless (Especially Electrical Equipment), by means known only to the destroyer, often without malice or the intention to do so. Mr I.T Manning
tomorning tomorrow morning M Eikum
toy farmer homeowner with a perpetual "crop" of kids' playthings in the yard Piggy
Unputdownable Something that you just can't put down. E.g. a great book Bob Holness
waggy waggly neck ashton
weediumbye One who has married a horse Alex Bourla
Winditioned Conditioned to win Obafisoye Immanuel Adetunji
yummylicious Blissfully sweet Obafisoye Immanuel Adetunji
yummylicious Blissfully sweet Obafisoye Immanuel Adetunji
zhapped surprised me


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